last year a polar bear in the san francisco zoo got 10 tons of snow for his birthday and look how fucking happy he was (not my photo of course)
I tried to scroll past this.
I really tried. sorry.
The poor bird will never get anywhere ever
I am symbolically the bird
me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail
do people in real life get pushed against a wall and kissed passionately does this actually happen because if so i need it to happen to me
does anyone else have outbursts of extremely loud laughter and then its just like what the fuck was that